Announcer: It's time for 'Life With the Islamofascist Family' Today's Episode: Over Your Dead Body
Kalila: Mo, I'm worried about Leila.
Mo: Did I give you permission to worry? You must do as I say or--
Kalila: Death!!! Yeah, I know. Anyway, she's hardly been eating, hasn't kept her mind on her studies. I think she is in love.
Mo: Is she pregnant? If she has defiled the family--
Kalila: Death!!! Yeah, right. Anyway, I think you should talk to her.
Mo: Why should I talk to her?
Kalila: Because the last time I tried to talk to her instead of you, you threatened me with...Death!!!
Mo: Oh, yeah. That's right.
Leila: Bye mom, bye pop. I'll see you later.
Mo: Wait just a minute young lady! Where do you think you're going with that dress a full inch off the ground? You know the punishment for going out half naked!
Leila: Death!!! Yeah. I know.
Kalila: What is his name dear?
Leila: Whose name?
Kalila: The boy.
Leila: Sssh.
Mo: Is there a boy? If he so much as looks at you--
Leila: Death!!! Yeah. Got it. His name is Kadim.
Mo: I do not approve!
Leila: But dad, you'd like him. He's planning to be a suicide bomber!
Mo: So when can I get to meet this Kadim?
Announcer: Join us again next time for 'Life with the Islamofascist Family'
Mo: Or else it's Death!!!
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